LET US NEXT REMEMBER HERE            5th issue  11th September 2000
A Big HELLO to all...
    ..to a new format, new styling, hopefully easier on our tired eyes and minds, tired from information overload in this instant world today.
Long Life and Good Health...
...what is the secret? At the last VIOBA dinner, the oldest Victorians present were two gentlemen from the class of 1926. Huh? Did I say 1926? That was before the Second World War, come to think of it.  Let me put our 1974 year in perspective.
 
 
 
If we were to go back to VI now, and go into the library, meet a scout, a bandboy, or why not a sweet young Form Six VI girl now, in year 2000, tell them we are from the class of 1974, what would this mean to them?
It's only 26 years ago, after all. Well ok, before they were born, we could be their father, etc. That does not really put it into perspective, I think.
 
A better way to look at it is perhaps imagine we are back in school in 1974. Someone then comes along and tells us he was from the class of 1948. Huh?? 1948! Boy, that's old! I mean, not even the 60's, or 50's - the 40's!! See what I mean? haha.
 
But I digress. The gentleman who spoke at the dinner in a firm voice and showing clear thoughts is the gentleman who each year unfailingly runs the 100 metres against present boys in the Annual Sports Day. Remember him? No wonder he is 90 and giving a speech at the VIOBA dinner!
 
So what's the secret? Besides running the 100 metres every year, Jack LaLanne, who is 90 now, advises that he only eats natural grown food - no man made food or food in which there are man made ingredients.
 
Does he have the credentials to give this advice? Well, he only swam across to Alcatraz island with his hands handcuffed when he was 60. 60!! Shame on those of us who think we are old already! He also invented the gym when there was none in those days.
 
How about a piece of advice from Art Linkletter? He is now 90, wears no glasses and no false teeth. He works from 10 am to 3pm, goes home and swims 25 laps. Everyday. The most important advice he can give is, he says, he is married. Survey after survey, he says, shows that married men live happier and longer than unmarried men. So all you married men out there, stay married if you want to live better and longer, though it may not seem that way at times! haha.... and all you yet to be married, get hitched soon to live happier and longer.
 
Anyway, Art Linkletter did say he has stayed married to the same girl all these years, and she lets him out every Wednesday. Oh oh.
Everything comes with a price, I guess.
 
What about the girls? Well, survey after survey also shows that girls naturally somehow outlives men. So either be a girl, or if you can't, remain a man, eat only naturally grown food, get and stay married. That's all. No fancy diet needed.
 
 
Start The Week Laughing...
. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
                 1. "Just wait until your father gets home."
 
                 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
                 "You are going to get it when we get home!"
 
                 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
                 "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you!
                 Don't talk back to me!"
 
                 4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
                 "If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, your not going
                 to the store with me."
 
                 5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
                 "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze
                 that way."
 
                 6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
                 "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
 
                 7 My Mother taught me HUMOR...
                 "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running
                 to me."
 
                 8 My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
                 "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
 
                 9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
                 "You're just like your father."
 
                 10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
                 "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
 
                 11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
                 "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
 
                 12. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...
                 "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like
                 you....Then you'll see what it's like."
 
Log-on...
http://www.discoveryhealth.com - Try this site for everything on health, from the innocuous to the serious to being fun. Try the lifestyle section. Only thing to watch out for is, don't develop into a hypochondriac!
...that's all for this week, boys and girls, bye and take care in the meantime!:O)
Victorian Times - 18.9.2000
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