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Quick Takes... |
**Our new cover page - Yes!More colorful and easy on the eyes. |
So do send us your photograph, if you wish to be cover girl or guy! Any photo, especially of human or artistic interest or of no interest at all will be welcome. |
There are new features as well, which hopefully can be regular. |
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**Log-On... |
scifi.com - Chat with Stephen King and other features for scifi buffs. |
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**Start This Week Laughing... |
After 6 months marrying an 85 yr old man, an 80 yr old woman visited the doctor who told her she is an all-time medical miracle, as she is pregnant. Not feeling pleased at being pregnant at her age, medical record or not, she called her husband 'You rotten idiot, you got me pregnant!' There was a pause, then her husband asked finally 'Who is on the line please?' |
**Victorian News Clips... |
[New feature - if you come across any news on past or present Victorians, email us and we will feature it here.] |
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Past Victorian, Ramli Ibrahim, officiating a KLOFFE's function - |
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**Something... |
Customer Service Rep : Can you install LOVE? |
Customer : I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do |
first? |
CS Rep : The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART, sir? |
Customer : Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while |
they are running? |
CS Rep : What programs are running, sir? |
Customer : Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE,GRUDGE.EXE, and |
RESENTMENT.COM running right now. |
CS Rep : No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating |
system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE |
will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. |
However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs |
prevent LOVE from being properly installed. |
Can you turn those off, sir? |
Customer : I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how? |
...to be cont'd next week.. |
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Mount your soapbox for the feature article, web site to recommend, a joke to start the week with, something to think about, news you saw about past or current Victorians - would you like to share? Email us. Or just share them and read others' stories at the Interactive Community. |
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